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UNDERWORLD - It's like Twilight but with hot chicks and a story..


TAGS: nailer twilight underworld kate beckinsale
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by WillieNailer

maoworks2 - January 5, 2012, 6:56 pm, #227303
Please Bite Me.
pzykosiz - September 7, 2010, 7:13 pm, #192732
nice. 5l's


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by ronsart

squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am, #243637
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm, #238320
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm, #198895
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm, #185496
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm, #180344
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am, #150098
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am, #150094
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm, #147662
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm, #147648
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm, #147635
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm, #147611
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm, #147605
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm, #147570
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm, #147562
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm, #147559
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm, #147557

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


DON'T TAKE CHANCES -


TAGS: people just wont die in jerusalem
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:17 am, #168519
Keep it up the good work
TheWiceMan - April 1, 2010, 12:15 am, #168515
I'll remember that to next time
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 11:50 pm, #168510
5l but - 1 for no title. A title would have sealed this one fantastically wice


ADVERTISING - Makes stupid people buy things.




WE'LL SHOW THAT 1 PERCENT -


TAGS: walmart sale protests
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

SkylaGirl108 - November 26, 2011, 7:43 pm, #226176
lol


KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?


TAGS: kate beckinsale girl women n**** n**e h** **** m i l f
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

KDC - August 18, 2010, 2:58 pm, #189902
hell yes
ravage - October 14, 2009, 2:08 pm, #126769
i wouldnt even give a sh*t if she had a bush, or smoked... NOTHING would make me not want to bone the fu*k out of that!
stu - June 20, 2009, 5:56 pm, #88623
anyone who comments on here is g**
NJL - June 16, 2009, 8:07 pm, #87618
i'd *** that as often as i could
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 10:02 am, #71772
nothing could make happier then to trade places with her husband
TJ - April 9, 2009, 3:56 am, #71746
AMEN.
ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:06 am, #45118
f*** YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would x 1,676,987,629,642
:) - October 24, 2008, 4:39 pm, #30141
If she stopped smoking she could have me
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 4:07 pm, #30135
Yet another I'd switch for.


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TAGS: retail sales zombies army military customers
Rating: 2.45/5


NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.




BestBuy Employees II -




SALE OF THE CENTURY -




USELESS ALL DAY LONG -


TAGS: got the woman who brouth it home for sale too
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

boeweizer - August 31, 2010, 9:51 pm, #191783
cmon its just garfield, give him some lasagna and he'll act like he's getting rid of squeak


BOOK SALE!! - ....... You know, if your up for a bargain




BARGAINS - Aren't always what they seem




VAPOR-WARE - Vapor-ware is always easier to sell because there's no limit to what it can do.




REVENGE OF THE EX-WIFE -


TAGS: revenge ex wife yard sale
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 4:06 pm, #170303
Been to one of these before! But I got there late, the '69 Corvette was gone by then...sold for $500. I cried. Got some nice tools though!


Customer Service -


TAGS: sales 9 to 5 customer service customers
Rating: 2.59/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 20, 2008, 12:12 pm, #15694
It's true. Could have kept the Doom logo in it and it still would have been true. I've had to many friday nights like this, kinda.


For Sale -


TAGS: evil lair sale ashson
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

rerun - February 2, 2014, 10:14 am, #252640

I will have you know Greeny that my doctor said cardio workouts are good for me
lgvernon - February 1, 2014, 10:15 pm, #252629

Hey!!! Did you guys paint my little pink bungalow? Where's my pink bungalow?
Greeny - February 1, 2014, 9:39 pm, #252627
lol @ rerun - he huffs and puffs, but mostly because there's no elevator
rerun - February 1, 2014, 9:03 pm, #252626

Look dude, I have no idea who you are or what you think you are doing, but this is tha last time I'm gonna tell you the Motifake HQ isn't for sale.


GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET -




THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS -




A HOME OF MY OWN -




HOARDING - We're gonna need a bigger garage.


TAGS: fish sale sign
Rating: 4.33/5

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FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm, #165698
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm, #157226
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm, #157206
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


THE IKEA SALE -




HONEST LAWYER PUB -


TAGS: business for sale
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Derek - August 5, 2010, 3:53 am, #187742
You're going where?? Ha ha, pull the other one!


BACK PAIN -


TAGS: back pain police sale mattress
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:56 pm, #180112
LMAO! It's not a party without it!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:51 pm, #180111

and a slight hint of KY Warming lube (cherry/vanilla if you really want to know)
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:49 pm, #180110
I bet it smells like sweat, latex and Exclamation perfume.


SALE - Hey, the sign said "Buy One, Get Half Off on the Next" Read the contract next time!




WOMEN - They can't resist a sale !!




BARGAINS -




FOR SALE... -


TAGS: sale baby shoe ernest hemingway
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

M0rd3kaI - December 3, 2012, 10:14 am, #241181
I just see that the kid had some fun in the mud and piss of the animals of the land without worrying about his feet... so, everyone that is pessimistic... go step in some dog crap... 5L
falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:33 am, #241170
On the optimist perspective, the baby refused to wear the shoes.
Rick69 - December 3, 2012, 8:18 am, #241167
Thanks fellas... As you can see, it's not my work... But it definitely pulled a heart string for me... So it's only fair I spread that feeling... : )
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 7:03 am, #241166
Ohhhh, at first I thought; Wow Ernie, great pick up line! OK, serious…good’n Rickie
Sho - December 2, 2012, 11:05 pm, #241161
5 baby coffins
crankyhead - December 2, 2012, 8:21 pm, #241152
Well, I'm depre55ed.
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 7:52 pm, #241150
Ohhhh Slick that's soooo sad, 5L, but a very sad 5L.


SPECIFY -




Confidence -




take a picture, it'll last longer -


TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am, #249143
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P


Mind Games -




YARD SALE SEASON -


TAGS: coffin forsale humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 9:00 am, #246517

Oh, noooo! Aunt Edna says she'd never live with a maaaaan!
Silverheart - June 10, 2013, 3:57 am, #246509
Sooo... how much for the casket? It'd look nice in my man cave, next to my guitar stuff.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:14 pm, #246495

Well, it WAS only used once...
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:53 pm, #246491
At least the casket will sell for cheaper than they usually do.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 6:18 pm, #246487

That's a REAL yard sale!~
PapaFox - June 9, 2013, 6:11 pm, #246486
My sister had a yard sale -- and sold the house. O.o


BestBuy Employees -




PLASTIC SURGERY -




GOOD NEWS FOR WAL-MART GREETERS. - Wal-Mart is offering an employee discount on all caskets


TAGS: casket sale walmart
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Brawler

MPsniper - March 6, 2013, 4:47 am, #244076
they can incorporate that into their dead peasant insurance policies.


Behind the Times? -




Wives -




FUNDRAISING -




corporate managers -


TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am, #250730
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm, #250706

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


THE GS 1L MOTI SHORTS OF DEATH -


TAGS: found at a local retail store on the sale rack and there were lots
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:49 pm, #170829
to resist, was futile
phydeaux - April 11, 2010, 10:46 pm, #170828
I aw these and my FIRST thought was GS SHORTS! My second was I HAVE TO GET A PIC AND GET THIS UP ON MOTIFAKE! My life is completely controlled by moti now. I have been a**imilated. Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - April 11, 2010, 10:01 pm, #170815
Chicks be diggin' me in those beauties!! 5L oh yeah, and they're guaranteed to change you from Tenor to Soprano when they get wet.


STEROIDS - Never trust a shady alley seller




PLANE TALK -


TAGS: bakesale
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by flint

Derek - October 17, 2010, 5:52 pm, #198694
That's pretty much what's happened chez nous.


AT LEAST... - ...it lives up to its name.




SALES TRAINING -




Thanksgiving 2014 -


TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm, #257977
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm, #257949
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...


Salesmanship -


TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Onegin

Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am, #262145
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am, #262143
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L


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